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Jorji Costava ([personal profile] mrpersistent) wrote in [community profile] theelmemeium 2023-03-11 08:13 pm (UTC)

Jorji Costava | Papers Please | OTA

OFF-DUTY
Hey, kids!

You know what's a great idea? Go up to the strange adult man who is only beckoning to teenagers and people who look like they might be teenagers. This is surely an A+ plan and nothing can go wrong.

Jorji lurks outside the door of one of the adult-only playspaces, never going inside, just crooking a finger to beckon anybody who looks young enough to not be allowed to enter.

"Pssst," he says, when they approach. "I got good deal for you. You want inside? Take a look." He will open a large brown trenchcoat to reveal...that he's totally normally dressed under there, you pervert, but he reaches into a pocket and withdraws several stolen adult passcards.

"Is good deal! You trade your passcard to me. I give you one of these. It say you adult if anybody checks." He makes an exaggerated show of winking.

OFF-DUTY, PT. 2.
If you definitely are an adult and don't pass for a kid, Jorji may attempt to avoid you. To an absolutely suspicious degree. If you're an on-duty Club, he may take off running the second he sees you.

If he thinks you can be trusted, though, he may approach and gleefully tell you of his scheme. "Hey. Hey, you. Come here. I have business opportunity for you. Good opportunity. Make a lot of chips." He grins at you.

Once again, subtlety and discretion elude him.

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